Originally built as a dower house for the 2nd Earl of Ilchester in 1798, the Summer Lodge Country House Hotel and Restaurant in Dorset is an award-winning, privately owned Relais & Châteaux country house hotel with restaurant and boutique spa – and we’ve got a luxury stay for two, with a splendiferous afternoon tea and spa treatments to give away. I’m gutted that I can’t enter my own competition, but you can…